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The   Unbearable   Lightness   of   being   a   D***head

-Chew the Fat - 3:18

Dorrie Smolled makes nice roast dinners. Modern, enbivelent, slightly cubistic, certainly surreal Outrage, powerlessness, wanted violence, hopelessness, anger, frustration. Alienation and solitude. Alienation and solitude. Exterme aggression, sensless violence, exteme aggression, senseless violence.

I remember when we were young, sitting down to a plate of fat, we'd eat till we were bloated and give the leftovers to the cat. Give it to me baby, give it to me hard, I know you love it CHEWIN' ON MY LARD so you can

Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat.

You're my prisoner, absolutley delicious, you're my prisoner, absolutley delicious

Back in the good old days, we'd paint the house with estapol, but now we have a heart attack, because of cholestorol. Give it to me baby, give it to me hard, I know you love it CHEWIN' ON MY LARD so you can

Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat.

Ketchup and wocstershire sauce, jars of picklelilly and mustard, a box of crackers, salt and pepper shakers, a lemon, a slice of cheese, his mother's tin cinnamon and sugar shaker, a box of kleenex, a jar of marasquito jerries, some horse radish and a plastic puddy bear.

Beautifully moist, OK, beautifully moist, OK

Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat.

Peanuts, hot dogs, hamburgers, crackerjack, ice cream, orange soda, gum, mars bars

Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. Chew the fat, chew the fat, ch-ch-ch-ch-ch chew the fat. OK -Strange to the point of scary. 3 flops

-Get a dog up ya - 2:57

Was it Bill or was it Ben? It was Bill, it was Bill Billy, up to your room, Billy, NOW. Oh Billy, oh Billy, oh what can I do? Oh Billy, oh Billy, I wanna be you. I wanna go out, I wanna play some pool. I wanna go out, I wanna be real cool. Lost cause, lost cause, lost cause

GET A DOG UP YA

Water dribbled down Billy's chin. 'HAHA' said Billy(ah, shut up Bill ya d***head)

I see you at the pub, but you're not drinking beer, oh yeah, oh yeah Which (something's) the question, Billy are you queer? oh yeah, oh yeah Oh Billy, oh Billy, you look kinda cute, oh yeah, oh yeah Oh Billy, oh Billy, do you wanna root, oh yeah, oh yeah. Lost cause, lost cause, lost cause

GET A DOG UP YA

Are you plagued by baldness or thinning hair? Oh no, my bald spots getting bigger. Saw you at the last (something) at Windy Hill(?), oh yeah, oh yeah But you didn't drop a (something) but you did kick a pill(!?), oh yeah, oh yeah Oh Billy, oh Billy, it just isn't fair, oh yeah, oh yeah I may not be cool but at least I've got hair, oh yeah, oh yeah. Lost cause, lost cause, lost cause

GET A DOG UP YA

Was it Bill or was it Ben? It was Bill, it was Bill. Are you plagued by baldness or thinning hair? (ah, shut up Bill ya d***head) (Some weird jibberish)

GET A DOG UP YA GET A DOG UP YA GET A DOG UP YA GET A DOG UP YA GET A DOG UP YA GET A DOG UP YA GET A DOG UP YA GET A DOG UP YA

Eheheheh, he said I can't - Funny, with good music. 3.5 flops

-Birdie Num num - 4:48

He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man Birdie num num, num num, num num, What the devil is going on in here? What's going on? What the devil is going on in here? What's going on? Only if I could know, only if I could know, synthetics are made from chemicals, wool is made from grass, only if I could know, synthetics are made from chemicals, (Danny, where are the Yellow Pages? Oh, I've packed 'em) wool is made from grass, Birdie num num, birdie num num, birdie num num, birdie num num, num num, num num, Birdie num num, birdie num num, what the devil is going on in here? What's going on? Synthetics are made from chemicals, only if I could know, He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man num num, num num, num num, num num, num num, num num, num num, num num, num num, num num, (Danny, where are the Yellow Pages? Danny, where are the Yellow Pages? Oh, I've packed 'em Oh, I've packed 'em) Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, num num, num num, num num, num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, wool is made from grass, only if I could know, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, wool is made from grass, only if I could know, synthetics are made from chemicals, wool is made from grass, what's going on? Birdie num num, birdie num num, birdie birdie birdie num num, what's going on? What the devil is going on in here? What's going on? What the devil is going on in here? He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man Birdie num num, Birdie num num, num num, num num, num num, num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, num num, num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, Birdie num num, birdie birdie birdie num num (Danny where are the Yellow Pages?) synthetics are made from chemicals (Oh, I've packed 'em) wool is made from grass, num num, (Danny where are the Yellow pages? Oh I've pavked 'em) num num, num num, birdie num num, birdie num num, birdie num num, birdie num num, birdie birdie birdie num num, what's going on? What the devil is going on in here? What's going on? What the devil is going on in here? He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man He's been up his mum and his legless sister and he's executed his old man Only if I could know, only if I could know, only if I could, only if I could, only if I could know (Danny, where are the Yellow Pages? Oh, I've packed 'em) num num -Repetitive. 2.5 flops

-Head Job - 3:08
Gwen, I, I got 'em, eh, I, I got 'em I am hetrasexual but it makes me feel sort of sick I am hetrasexual but it makes me feel sort of sick Look at the thing, look at the thing Uncle Dick turned pale began to gag and ran for the bathroom

What do you say when your cat runs away? What do you say when your old man thinks you're gay? What do you say when your hair turns grey? What do you say when there's nothing left to say? You say getta head job, head job, head job, head job

Lick whipped cream from the underpants of another. Hugging has no harmful side effects. What do we do with boys? What do we do with boys? If it tastes like this. My trousers hang loose.

What do you say if your mother's on the pill? What do you say if you cannot pay the bill? What do you say if you're feeling rather ill? What do you say if you're acting like you're (something) You say getta head job, head job, head job, head job

Oh no you won't you filthy old perv, oh no you won't you filthy old perv Was it really a sheep? I beg your pardon. Was it really a sheep? I beg your pardon

What do you say when you (something)all that (something)? What do you say when you're wearing an old sock? What do you say when there's no time on the clock? What do you say when you've got an itchy cock? You say getta head job, head job, head job, head job

I am hetrasexual. Uncle Dick turned pale began to gag and ran for the bathroom. If it tastes like this. But it makes me feel sort of sick. I am hetrasexual. My trousers hang loose.

You cannot be serious. Bulls**t. Ram it up his bum. Get stuffed. Head job, head job, head job, head job, head job, head job, head job, head job Head job, head job, head job, head job, head job, head job, head job, head job Gwen, I, I got 'em, eh, I, I got 'em -Hilarious. 4.5 flops

- Wuthering heights - 3:05
The lyrics in this song are to hard to understand but it has a nice tune and no swearing. 3 flops

- Piss off you witch - 3:39
If this empty cavern, waiting for affection, remains unfilled, it will be filled, in some other way That's not fair, waddaya mean it's not fair, it's a yucky thing to do. That's not fair, waddaya mean it's not fair, it's a yucky thing to do. You put a moz(?) on me ya f***ing witch, you stupid ugly dumb hag. But I really don't give a stuff, because I reckon you're a f***ing slag. Control is the key word, piss off you witch, you are able to achieve control, piss off you witch, control is the key word, piss off you witch, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. I'm buggered if I'm gonna let an oily weasel like you get the better of me I'm buggered if I'm gonna let an oily weasel like you get the better of me You stole my chicken, you played squash with (something). You tried whatever you could, but you're a f***ing w***er. Control is the key word, piss off you witch, you are able to achieve control, piss off you witch, control is the key word, piss off you witch, you are able to achieve control, without a doubt (evil laugh)I've never heard of a beautiful witch before. (evil laugh)I've never heard of a beautiful witch before. I have a reccuring dream that disturbs me quite a lot. I've never heard of a beautiful witch before (evil laugh)Absolutely. I'm buggered if I'm gonna let an oily weasel like you get the better of me Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. Control is the key word, without a doubt, you are able to achieve control, absolutely. If this empty cavern, waiting for affection, remains unfilled, it will be filled, in some other way If this empty cavern, waiting for affection, remains unfilled, it will be filled, in some other way If this empty cavern, waiting for affection, remains unfilled, it will be filled, in some other way If this empty cavern, waiting for affection, remains unfilled, it will be filled, in some other way

- Steak and Kidney Pie - 3:01
Another (something for steak and kidney pie). Another (something for steak and kidney pie). I didn't like steak and kidney pie. I didn't like steak and kidney pie. Another (something for steak and kidney pie). Another (something for steak and kidney pie). Steak and kidney pie in a bowl. Steak and kidney pie in a bowl. He took the bowl to his mouth and he took the spoon and shovelled the steak and kidney pie in. He took the bowl to his mouth and he took the spoon and shovelled the steak and kidney pie in. So he took the cigar, so he took the cigar. Steak and kidney pie in a bowl. Steak and kidney pie in a bowl. So he took the cigar, so he took the cigar. Steak and kidney pie in a bowl. Steak and kidney pie in a bowl. So he took the cigar, puffed a couple (something), put it back, shovelled again. There's no such a thing. So he took the cigar, puffed a couple (something), put it back, shovelled again. There's no such a thing. I looked at the (something) there was a piece of chocolate. I looked at the (something) there was a piece of chocolate. So he took the cigar, so he took the cigar, I looked at the (something) there was a piece of chocolate. And while he shovelled the steak and kidney pie he stopped for a second and put a chocolate in his mouth. (something) I don't believe it, there's no such a thing. And while he shovelled the steak and kidney pie he stopped for a second and put a chocolate in his mouth. (something) I don't believe it, there's no such a thing. There's no such a thing. There's no such a thing.

I'm getting these lyrics by listening and typing so bear with me pleeeze


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Well, dat's da lyrics page. Enjoy. It will be added to when I feel like it. So blah! Oh yeah, if you want a FULL copy of one of Mr. Floppy's songs(in mp3 format) mail me and we'll work something out. Okies?

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